Showing posts with label glory years. Show all posts
Showing posts with label glory years. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

menace beach

One of the best skate spots ever has gone, just tiny gaps, low ledges, smoothish ground and more importantly nothing to wallie, wall ride, pivot fakie or otherwise get cre-gay-tive on.



And the place where the best and most important line ever committed to hi-8 was filmed in the only video part where the skater had the good sense to wear nothing but white tshirts throughout.

gino switch flipping that tiny square of sand to MZA changed skating more than the whole of questionable, danny way landing the first 900 or the invention of the ollie.


Before this, it was also the place where natas was busy making skating good while the autistic mongol that stole the credit for it was poncing around on some walls in new york wearing vision street wear shorts.
 
And now the sand gaps have been ruined, gino has ruined himself and we're still pathetically waiting for skating to get good again.


Then again it was the place where this shit was filmed and rumour has it this cunt is filming again, if the gaps were still around he'd probably feeble the sand or some shit.


Fuck you ricky


r.i.p sand gaps.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

pupecki

The highlight of the always faintly disappointing Epicly Laterd (a show seemingly designed to make anything good in skateboarding more bland, more boring and therefore more palatable to insipid morrisey loving faggots like the insipid morrisey loving faggot that makes it) recent menace episodes was clearly the look of disgust on eric pupecki's face when he talked about caine gayle getting on menace.






As recent looks of disgust go it was second only to the look of disgust on my face when I recently read natas out himself by simpering about liberating vintage ‘frames” and coquettishly giggling for a bike photographer whilst slinging his head backwards on a bridge.


http://www.rapha.cc/surveyed-natas-kaupas-words-and-pictures

Obviously a proud black man like Pupecki would be appalled when a skater so white they nearly out whited the whitest skater ever (jason maxwell) in the whitest video section ever (prime in 20 shot) from the whitest team in the history of skateboarding (91-96, anything outside of those years doesn’t really count as skateboarding) got onto his team.

caine getting on mnc was like hitler strolling into the Lockwood branch of Zulu Rasta Chicken, asking all the woman in there why their hair smells so bad, grabbing a salad and then benihana'ing off of a table where Fabians cousins are having a birthday party on his way out.

E.g. It was pretty fucking insulting.

I'd happily talk more shit about caine gayle here but I barely remember the prick and I'm not going to get all Chromeball and go through old issues of poweredge or some shit just so I can read an old checkout.

I do recall that in every interview with him I ever read he went on about loving to fuck girls just a bit too much on a I'm really gay, tom cruise on oprahs couch kind of vibe.
And he had mad big bum style.
Surely everyone knows
gayle is a cunt anyway.


Anyway I was all unnecessarily re-enraged about this on pupecki's behalf for about an hour after watching this.

Then I found out that eric played a key role in blowing up obey in it's early days and therefore making stupid kids heads look even more fucking stupid and annoying than they used to.

O-gay more like.

And he's got a fixie (or a bike anyway, same difference) so fuck him too. 

Welcome to the blog, pricks.