Sunday, January 15, 2012


The highlight of the always faintly disappointing Epicly Laterd (a show seemingly designed to make anything good in skateboarding more bland, more boring and therefore more palatable to insipid morrisey loving faggots like the insipid morrisey loving faggot that makes it) recent menace episodes was clearly the look of disgust on eric pupecki's face when he talked about caine gayle getting on menace.

As recent looks of disgust go it was second only to the look of disgust on my face when I recently read natas out himself by simpering about liberating vintage ‘frames” and coquettishly giggling for a bike photographer whilst slinging his head backwards on a bridge.

Obviously a proud black man like Pupecki would be appalled when a skater so white they nearly out whited the whitest skater ever (jason maxwell) in the whitest video section ever (prime in 20 shot) from the whitest team in the history of skateboarding (91-96, anything outside of those years doesn’t really count as skateboarding) got onto his team.

caine getting on mnc was like hitler strolling into the Lockwood branch of Zulu Rasta Chicken, asking all the woman in there why their hair smells so bad, grabbing a salad and then benihana'ing off of a table where Fabians cousins are having a birthday party on his way out.

E.g. It was pretty fucking insulting.

I'd happily talk more shit about caine gayle here but I barely remember the prick and I'm not going to get all Chromeball and go through old issues of poweredge or some shit just so I can read an old checkout.

I do recall that in every interview with him I ever read he went on about loving to fuck girls just a bit too much on a I'm really gay, tom cruise on oprahs couch kind of vibe.
And he had mad big bum style.
Surely everyone knows
gayle is a cunt anyway.

Anyway I was all unnecessarily re-enraged about this on pupecki's behalf for about an hour after watching this.

Then I found out that eric played a key role in blowing up obey in it's early days and therefore making stupid kids heads look even more fucking stupid and annoying than they used to.

O-gay more like.

And he's got a fixie (or a bike anyway, same difference) so fuck him too. 

Welcome to the blog, pricks.

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